Internet Authors Don't Need Patrons

One of the biggest lies that Traditional Publishersdeserves publishing', they declare. No, that can't be
peddle to would-be authors is that things 'haveright! That's the cry of the patron. Hundreds of
always been this way'. That's historicallyyears ago, well-to-do and titled gentlemen would
inaccurate. What we call 'publishing' is a recentpay the printing bill if they considered that a work
invention. It didn't exist before the developmentwas worth sharing with the world. So why, I hear
of what we now call the novel, long fiction piecesyou ask, would modern-day publishers recreate
that involve either an omniscient author or athe same philosophy? The answer, in my opinion -
psychologically aware narrator. That happenedtoo much education! Most people who infest the
around the middle of the 1700s, and when theworld of publishing have been massively educated,
form became very popular with readers, someusually well past Degree level at University. They
businessmen saw the possibilities of producingknow too much about literature. They don't look
large numbers of these books for a wideat books like tins of beans, or parcels of
audience. They commissioned printers, arrangedhamburgers, (as they claim to do). They still have
distribution and worked to find new authors. (Bearromantic notions of what makes good reading,
in mind that 'distribution' wouldn't have beenprobably gained during long years in the classroom.
possible in a place like England before the TollThe result? They can't help acting like the patrons
Roads were built either, around the same time.)of old, committed to putting the best of all
Before this, there were printers and - usually -current writing in the hands of an un-eager but
patrons. Printers sometimes commissioned work,deserving public.
where they saw a money-making opportunity,It confuses matters. If Traditional Publishers really
such as in the popularity of Broadside Ballads,were the business people they claim to be, then
songs and lyrics printed on enormous singlewe would all know where we stood. We - the
sheets of paper, (usually about topical events,writers - would know that money is king, and only
such as local crimes and hangings). More normally,books that sell are worth looking at or - to be
printers limited themselves to a small selection ofstrictly accurate - worth writing! The bad news,
classic and every-popular books like the Bible, andfor us, is that publishers aren't anything like as
other work where it had been commissioned by aconsistent as that. They also harbour strange,
'patron'. Shakespeare had one, that's why hisesoteric ambitions. They like the idea of
plays made it into printed form. If he hadn't, hediscovering a potential Nobel Prize winner. Would
never would have been able to afford it forthe guy sell books? Dammit, it doesn't matter,
himself, and there weren't any middle-men at thethey say, as long as he wins prizes. This is
time who could take a chance and get someconfusing, to say the least. Who are we dealing
copies run off in the hope they would be sold. No,with? Hard nosed businessmen or dewy eyed
that's a different game. It's called publishing.lovers of top 'quality' fiction?
These days that's all there is. In plush andThe answer, of course, is both. In these days, the
extensive offices in all the major capitals of theearly years of the 21st century, ambitious authors
world sit men (and a few women) in smartare being faced with the dilemma of trying to
clothes, who pore over newly typed manuscripts,launch their wares with people who can't decide if
looking for gold. The mission they are about, (theythey live in the present day or would rather be
would have you believe), these be-suited andthe Lords of Ladies of 250 years ago. It doesn't
well-educated fellows, is to find gems of rattlinghelp. That's why I keep advising struggling authors
stories that they can arrange to print andto turn to the internet, where we can all get our
distribute - for a profit. At least, that's what theybooks printed, bound and posted off to
tell you. When they're feeling disingenuous. 'It's acustomers at no expense to ourselves. Then,
business', they say, as though that explainedwhen we're more certain that we want the life of
everything. If you are an author, and have athe commercially rewarded writer, we can turn
work to submit, they want to know that it canback to the confusing world of publishing and try
be printed, put in bookshops and sold. That lastto find the ideal publisher for us, out of the
one is the most important. Any book can be putsqualling morass. At least then we will have been
on a shop's shelf. The magic is to see it walkingpast the thrill of seeing our precious story printed
off the shelf to the till, where money changesin book form; way past the lure of 'vanity
hands. It's necessary, these transactions, in orderpublishing' and the subsidised market; and much
to make the world of publishing work. No money,more capable of coping with the flatteries of
no more books. That's what they tell you.publishers who can't currently decide if they are
Unfortunately, publishers have another string tocommercial or not. In fact, whether they are here
their bow. Whenever they're stuck for a decision,and now or living in the past, as patrons, in the old
they resort to an earlier ethic. 'This booksense.